Band Camp Over!!!!

Now that camp is officially over, I think I'll give some of my observations:

1. Our section is good this year, really really good (but still with room for lots of improvement). I've never had 2 TAs tell me during camp that it's already impossible to pick a full slate of alternates. Major props to all of you for your hard work. Keep it up!

2. I've yet to fly off the handle this season. This breaks my previous record of two days. Again, another sign that things are going very well this year. And I must say, your survey answers about what enrages me, classic stuff. For those of you who haven't filled out your surveys yet, the bar's been set high.

3. "Snakes on a Plane" just might be the greatest movie ever made in the history of the world. Kate's tub of popcorn is also the greatest taking advantage of a movie theater's rules ever by a consumer. And one more thing....... ah never mind. Some poor sap just missed the $300 question on Millionaire. He goes home with nothing. What a chump.

4. Kyle's farts are as potent as ever.

5. All right, I've saved the best for last. Jenny's got this secret that she doesn't want anyone to hear. So that's why I'm telling you. Last night, she......GOOD LORD, how can you use the Audience lifeline so early in the game? Seriously, this guy is a moron. Huge freakin' moron. Let me speak for all gameshow junkies, stupid people do not make good TV. Once in a while is fine, but all the time is bad. It takes what, half a brain to get through the first five questions? Since when do you have to think about them? Ok, so Jenny........HE DID IT AGAIN?! You can't be serious! He just used his second lifeline three questions later. How do people like this even get on TV? This might be the worst Millionaire contestant ever. Wow, this has gotten way too long, and I've got lots of Jane Austen to read. So what I was talking about?..........Eh, I forget.

Good work this week guys. See you tomorrow!