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Trumpettes Go Crazy After Drink Spills into Pool

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URBANA--In what had already been a traumatic day for many, a drink of Mexican origin was spilled into the pool at the Billing household sparking a rampage by two female members of the Marching Illini Trumpets.

Before the accident occurred, newly fossilized grad student Brad Wheaton was remarking about how shameful it was that a lone drink was sitting on the rim of the pool with no one finishing it. Two minutes later, an errant throw of a pool toy by Wheaton took the drink right into the pool. The looks on the faces of fossil trumpette Val Billing and current trumpette Renae Tondini were frozen in horror.

Wheaton did not originally think any trouble would happen, but he quickly realized his problem when the two started coming after him in estrogen-riddled anger. The screams and rants of the trumpettes were both incoherent and unintelligible (reminiscent of Amazonian warriors) as Wheaton scrambled aboard a floating inner tube to escape the dangerous waters.

This was not enough, however, as Billing and Tondini promptly flipped Wheaton off of the tube and into the abyss. Tondini could be heard shouting "The Power of Women!" in between the screams that were caught on footage taken with a cell phone. Just like the previous article, we advise all of you who fit any of the litany of conditions to use discretion when viewing.



We will continue to cover this crap as long as it keeps happening.