Monday, August 27, 2007

Official Rosters Announced for 2007 TFL Season

Youth Movement Begins with New Season

Matt Albert
TFL Illustrated

CHAMPAIGN--In a very unceremonious occurrence, the rosters for the 2007 TFL season were announced to nobody this morning in a one bedroom apartment on the west side of campus. Due to the lack of media (no press credentials were issued), the new commissioner of the league was spared the opportunity to answer tough questions about whether the trumpets will be able to end their losing streak against the trombones after the season ends. Here are the rosters in alphabetical order:

TEAM A
Binek
Davis
Dobbeck
Lareau
Loafman
Paolinetti
Wheaton
Wujek

TEAM B
Bassett
Cartner
Danalewich
Huffman
Kern
Randecker
Schwaegler
West
Yelton

TEAM C
Antosh
Bowman
Braker
Eikenberry
Geller
Imig
Seggerman
Springer

TEAM D
Blazier
Carter
Chinn
D'Souza
Frank
Gorczyca
Gradl
Preston
Willitz

3 comments:

Andrew Imig said...

Might as well just change the name of Team C to Team AWESOME!!!

Unknown said...

I'm loving the number of Trumpettes representing in TFL this year! Yeah Ladies!

schwaeg87 said...

no mecozzi this year? I guess after the crushing defeat we suffered last year he decided to go into retirement. Too bad Favre hasn't followed this example.

Packers suck.

Da Bears.