Monday, August 04, 2008

As we get closer to camp...

The Professional would like to take this moment to be serious about a serious subject. As we get closer to camp, I ask all of you to make sure your sense of humor is in midseason form by the time you take the memorization test. Too often, we have begun the year with someone being unnecessarily offended because they were too slow on the uptake and had a stick wedged way up their butt. So, I plan to do my part to get all of you humorously in shape. Enjoy the video. And if you don't, keep watching it until you fall off your moral horse.

That is all.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who knew letter F had a smell?

Anonymous said...

Since I have no idea who you are, I'll just have to attack your commenting skills. Uh, not funny. Not even original. If you're going to leave a funny comment, at least make your reader think a bit before having a good laugh.

Observe:

Since when did Grover become a Catholic priest?

Anonymous said...

Wow, I don't know what to say. You hurt my feelings whoever you are. Once I find out who you are, I'm gonna make band camp a living hell for you.

/empty threat'd

Anonymous said...

Nice recovery! You're getting the hang of it already!

Note to others: completing your comment by ending a fake html tag is a great way to slap readers in the face who take you too seriously. Use the tag!

/Obi-Wan'd

Anonymous said...

There comes a time
When we heed a certain call
When the world must come
Together as one

There are people dying
Oh and it's time to lend a hand
To life
The greatest gift of all

We can't go on
Pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere
Will soon make a change

We are all a part of
God's great big family
And the truth
You know love is all we need

We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a better day
So let's start giving

There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

/Richie-Wonder-Simon-Rogers-Ingram-Turner-Joel-Jackson-Ross'd

Anonymous said...

/nerded

/ignored

Anonymous said...

COOOOKIE

Anonymous said...

I did it all for the cookie.

Anonymous said...

Now, that's not even remotely close to original. Come on now.