If a trumpet blows in the forest and no one's around to hear it, did the trumpet actually suck?
Why hasn't Brett Favre chosen to play in the TFL?
When a TA tells you that your marching sucks like something you actually like, do you no longer like that thing? Like, what if you liked Oreos, but then a TA says you march like bad Oreos, do you no longer like Oreos? Or do you just change it up and go for the Double Stuf Oreos because those are better anyway?
How do you feel about drapes?
Why don't more people do us all a service and eat a buckeye?
And finally...
Have you figured out who The Professional is?
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Whoever you are, thanks for posing the one question that will drive me crazy next year in the classroom while you're getting ready for another bowl trip.
I'll play your little game, and show you that these are all rather simple questions.
1) No, he actually blows because if he were sucking, sound wouldn't be coming out of the trumpet.
2) Because TFL has very shaky rules on allowing "fossils" eligability in the league
3) Double Stuf, the High Chair Step of Oreos
4) Toga!
5) I'm not sure, but I'm sure their tears taste good (refer to: last years Illini vs OSU game).
6) Someone who is enjoying their anonnymity a little too much (not a complaint, just an observation).
See, common sense!
you misspelled anonymity.
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