Wednesday, August 06, 2008

BREAKING NEWS

Brett Favre has taken a crap. More on this as it passes.

Reporting live from an undisclosed location, I am The Professional.

This is obvious.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's about time you started giving us poop jokes.

Anonymous said...

I see what you did there.

Anonymous said...

Poop poop poop poop
Poop poop poop poop
Lovely poop
Wonderful poop

Lovely poop
Wonderful poop

/Spam'd

Anonymous said...

Poop jokes! This is for all you N64 Conker's Bad Fur Day Lovers.

*clears throat*

I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my s**t at you
A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little t**t?

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in.
Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear.
How'd you think I keep this lovely grin?

Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly s***ty little tag-nut.
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt.

(Your butt?)
My butt
(Your butt?)
That's right my butt
(Ew!)
My butt
(EW!)
My buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt!


You're welcome people.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ APPLAUSE.